Saturday, October 19, 2002

People, put your thinking caps on, and spare about 10 minutes of your time to read this fantastic essay that explains the Bush strategy.
Strategy. It's a good thing.

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

The ongoing war between Matt Drudge, internet reporter extraodinare, and Barbara Streisland, stupid singer, continues. This time, Barbara identifies Saddam Hussein as a Iranian dictator, when he is the dictator of Iraq. Drudge 3, Barbara -50.

Tuesday, October 15, 2002

God damn. Kurt Waldheim, a former Secretary General of the U.N., used to be a Nazi officer during World War II. This was revealed by Jewish groups who investigated his history. Today, I find out that this same genocidal bastard who should burn in hell is in the process of receiving a pension to the tune of $2.3 million! Not only that, the U.S. pays 25% of the pension because the U.S. pays a lot of money to the U.N. for dues! I never had much respect for the U.N., but this erases any that might have been left, and replaces it with loathing. Any organization that does this kind of crap deserves to be burned to the ground, and have someone piss on the ashes. Fuckers.

Monday, October 14, 2002

DUDE! Wallace and Gromit, the best claymated cartoon show ever, is back!

Sunday, October 13, 2002

President Bush, to his credit, has stated in no uncertain terms his support and condolences for the Australians and the Indonesians.
Terrorism has hit Indonesia, with a huge bombing that has claimed over 58 lives. Say a prayer for the good Indonesians and Australians that were brutally murdered by scumbucket thugs.
Update: It's more than 187 people killed. Damn.
Among those who are geeky, MST3King is a long and honorable tradition. MST3King is basically making fun of a horribly bad movie while watching it. One intrepid blogger has applied this technique to Amir Bakara, the loony poet laurete of New Jersey who said that 4000 Israeli's stayed away from the World Trade Center the day of 9/11. For much sublime hilarity, go here.
I declare this week "Laugh at Jimmy Carter week".
Today, we look at Jimmy Carter, the only President to be attacked by a killer rabbit.
Today in Odd History, Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit during a fishing trip in Plains, Georgia. The rabbit, which may have been fleeing a predator, swam toward his boat, "hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared." President Carter was forced to swat at the vicious beast with a canoe paddle, which apparently scared it off.
Heh. Heh. Heh. Stupid Carter.